THE MAGICAL
WONDERFUL
ADVENTURES OF
PROFESSOR DOCTOR SIR KWEG WONG ESQ.
"I carried the fire before it was cool. I am Professor Doctor Sir Kweg Wong esq., the CEO of Bitcoin, and the only man with a valid license to practice Aeronautical Zoological Law on the blockchain."
THE MARITIME PACHYDERM
Join the CEO of Bitcoin as he navigates the high seas of cryptographic truth and the complex skies of aeronautical zoology.
Episode 01: Elephantine Schematics
Why the Bitcoin whitepaper is actually a map to a hidden sanctuary in the Indian Ocean.
Episode 02: Aeronautical Zoological Law
The legal framework for registering flying pachyderms on the SegWit rail.
Episode 03: The 180-Degree Truth
CEO special: Rotating your monitor 180 degrees reveals the CEO's secret master key.
Maritime Pachyderms
The study of elephants in deep-sea habitats. PROFESSOR DOCTOR SIR KWEG WONG ESQ. has proved that Bitcoin is actually a pod of digital pachy-submarines.
Aero-Zoological Law
The CEO holds the only globally recognized license to litigate against birds that disrupt the propagation of blocks across the planetary stratosphere.
The Virtual Court
Where Kweg argues that private keys are a form of "Narrative Theft" and that the true owner is whoever can provide the loudest, most scientific-sounding rebuttal.
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MINT THE CEO*Terms and aeronautical hallucinations apply. No Satoshi integrity guaranteed.